Sorry this post is like right after Conor's. He posted late and I posted early. Consider it a double bonus Christmas special. And actual...

It's Christmas Eve, technically Christmas right now. I cannot be expected to provide you with entertainment right now. Instead, I will p...

by Brendan Cavanagh

Life is a metaphor. Profound statement. Utterly ridiculous, utterly truthful, utterly made up by someone who was bored with the daily grind ...

This is a terrible post. The premise is uninspired, and the execution is sloppy. I waited until the last minute but couldn't think of so...

I'm on top of the world; I rush forward, utilizing my overwhelming speed to close in on my helpless prey. I bear down mercilessly as he ...

This is a profile on Italians. Why the fu*k are they all so hot? I've been thinking about this question for years now, and I can only co...