Hear sound of ringing phone. Check time. 10:02. Far too early to answer. Silence it. Resume sleep. Open eyes again. See Jon's face. He...

What do you want? What else do you want? I want to improve. I want to get better at one of the handful of things I really care about. I wa...

by Brendan Cavanagh Another week at Classic Brian has now come and gone, and each of the preceding six writers have offered up their indi...

Damn, I guess I am gonna die. There's gotta be that one great beautiful dark twisted death out there that is just the perfect way to ...

It seems to me that the best way tl thrust yourslf into the forefront of the public's mind is to become some great or terrible leader. O...

Classic Brian has been adhering to a theme this week: immortality. But I'm not here to play into Robert and Conor's petty game of wh...

To whom it may concern, primarily Eliot and Lauren: My autumn mix is coming. Construction has begun, and soon, there will be only one sea...