These people. These people.  That guy, the overweight middle-aged man who said he was a painter, that he painted houses, he was absolutely 1...

by Brendan Cavanagh My name is Brendan Cavanagh, I'm twenty years old and I have a huge problem: I'm getting tired of my musical ...

We all know the feeling of not wanting to fail at posting a Classic Brian for the second week in a row. So let's gut this one out for o...

So as you can probably tell, I forgot to post yesterday. Since today is not my day and (presumably) someone else will post today within a ma...

I climbed up from the wretched hole, now tired and short of breath And weary from my nearly fatal run-in there with death I stretched myse...

Update: I have mono. All is cruelly explained. It isn't until you have a sore throat when you understand exactly how often you swallow...

by Brendan Cavanagh "I should have been alive during the '60s..." ...is a phrase often heard uttered from my naive lips on l...