Vomiting is so much easier when you're drunk. And, another thing, I haven't even lost my appetite. Maybe my appetite's gone, but...

Hey, remember when Mada asked us to write about being a girl? Is that offer still standing? The reason I write this post is because earli...

Me: Hey, Steve, I see we’re incidentally walking directly at each other on the sidewalk. One of us should move. Oncoming Steve: Nah. Me: ...

He opened his eyes. Or, at least, he thought he did. Everything was just as dark as when he had them closed. He had no idea where he was. ...

I've never been much of a jumper. I find my expertise is in making my way through large crowds. I'm thin, pushy and assertive, but n...

Yes. I spent this weekend in Kiruna, Sweden. If you don't feel like looking at a map that's really far north. We're talking L...

My watch is pretty cool, if I do say so myself. Watch and sea. It's so cool, in fact, that I get a lot of comments on it. People fr...