I admit, at least, that I am a hypocrite. Lately, I'm finding myself using bitches left and right without any kind of proper respect to a single one of them. I like telling myself that a bitch is a bitch and that a fuck is just a fuck to both of us, but I know that's not completely true. I'm trivializing (and everyone's trivializing) something that was once sacred. The problem is a complete absence of modern restraint. Half of my friends fuck everything that moves. Do I bitch about it? I am right now, but I would be lying if I said I didn't take part in plenty of ass myself.
People used to be surprised when you put a dick in front of them. Or if you just up and started pissing in a public crowd. But there's enough shitting and bitching and pissing and fucking in the media to disillusion any young kid with cable TV. Decency is a thing of the past, and where we're going sure looks pretty colorless. I mean, I can take a good dick or a well-timed fuck every once in a while, but I think I speak for everyone when I say it all means little more than a pain in the ass these days. Curse words don't mean shit anymore.
This was a pleasure to write.
ReplyDeleteAnd x10 the pleasure to read. Hilarious.
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This was fantastic. I suuuper hope my mom reads this.
ReplyDelete-Eliot
I feel like I'm a fucking activist of this shit, but I don't give a shit
ReplyDelete-Jimmy
Fuck.
ReplyDelete-Conor
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ReplyDelete-G*rrett
You know how you and Eliot tag your names in these so that you can use them as sort of a portfolio when looking for journalism jobs later? You're a champion.
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