Some Classic Shit

So I recently learned that my aunt reads this blog? Hi Aunt Linda. Sorry for the preceding/proceeding profanity. I also apologize for the drug references, and I promise I don't actually do drugs. These are just things that every rap song includes. Oh yeah, that's right, I wrote a rap. It's really shitty and you can make up your own beat since it seems to change every time I play it in my head, but gimme a break. I wrote this on a bus on my way back from class on Wednesday because the S Illini never takes you directly anywhere, regardless of where you're headed. Also, the first lyric is a reference to Final Fantasy marathons, and it's better to just not ask about it. Tribute. If you can't find the rhythm (because I barely can) just think of this as beautiful poetry. From the ghetto. Of Burrsville.

Jay-Z ain't got nothin' on me
I'm the C-L-A-double S-I-C B
Jay-Z ain't got nothin' on me
I'm the C-L-A-double S-I-C B

Just call me CB, but I ain't no cock block
In fact my homies' always asking me to guide their cocks
Don't get me wrong though. I ain't gay
I'm just a hardcore gamer, yeah I like to play
Sittin' in my spot on the couch
If you steal it know for sure I will punch you IN THE MOUTH

Yeah this is Burrsville, bringin' chills like ice
Don't invite Nick cuz he won't be nice
Perched in his spot like a robotic bird
He makes sure that his derision is heard
But we pay no heed to his hatin'
We all just have a ball while he sits there waitin' cuz...

Jay-Z ain't got nothin' on me
I'm the C-L-A-double S-I-C B
Jay-Z ain't got nothin' on me
I'm the C-L-A-double S-I-C B

This here's a shout out to my homeboys in college
We up in this biiitch with out heads full of knowledge
Free style so sick that the party acknowledge
And in our free time we're committed to that ballage
Combat, racquetdodge, or NBA 2K
Awesome as shit and Rudy Rudy Gay

Chillin' on the weekends, tryin to make a plan
No matter what we choose someone's always not a fan
Hittin up a party and lookin' for a fight
Girl it's Christmas all day and Valentine's all night
Shorty lovin' my looks and my charm to boot
Now she takin' the A-B-O outta ABSOLUT WHAT???

Jay-Z ain't got nothin' on me
I'm the C-L-A-double S-I-C B
Jay-Z ain't got nothin' on me
I'm the C-L-A-double S-I-C B....