Summertime

--By Robert Langellier

Aw man. Now I have friend groups in multiple states! What a good problem to have, right? Well, after probably the longest winter I've ever been a part of, summer's finally here, and I'm saying goodbye to both states' worth of friends so that I can throw my summer away working, schooling, weeping, wearing jeans, and not hanging out with you. So, effective Friday, have a good summer, everyone. For me. Please.

And just because you're worth it, here's a real post from my friend Brandon that he wrote for our school newspaper in October. It's my favorite album review in my memory banks, and for some reason, I decided once upon a time that everyone should read it. He gave me permission to publish it here when he was drunk.