My best guess as to my stats thus far in life.
Days alive - 7394
Days used wisely - 7
Days wasted - 7390
Days spent doing literally nothing other than playing Final Fantasy - 6
Real worlds I have saved from the brink of destruction - 0
Fictional worlds I have saved from the brink of destruction - I wanna say around 20
Highest combo in real life - 11
Highest combo in one of the Tony Hawk video games - 9,273,846
Longest Amount Of Time Spent On A Toilet - However long it took me to read that Calvin & Hobbes book
Shortest Shower - 2 minutes - 47% clean
Longest Shower - 63 minutes - Stupidly clean
Hours I've spent playing video games I don't enjoy with Nick Dietrich - Around 300
Statistics I hope I am never ever confronted with
Texts sent
Monster Energy Drinks consumed
Time spent on facebook
Amount of time spent talking about the Wire
Amount of time spent thinking about talking about the Wire
Classic Brian posts skipped
Times I've listened to Outset Island by Hot Freaks in the past year alone - 13,722 times
Hairs grown on my face - 97
Relationship status - It's complicated with Pickleman's Gourmet Deli
Percentage of time spent staring at my own video feed during skype conversations - 88%
Frisbees thrown - over 9,000
How many times I've said the word sick - 6,745, or, enough for it to be not ironic anymore
Days until I go back to Springfield for Summer break - 9 days
Days until then that will be hellish - the next 3
Hours I will sleep - negligible
I like this post so much. I think about these things all the time.
ReplyDeleteAnd I enjoyed every second of those terrible, terrible video games.
Another thing I forgot to mention:
ReplyDeletewhat if you could just get a context-less life score? Like, "hey, life, uhhh, how good am I?" "5.2" "sssssss"