Nick - Law In Limerick

I had an ungraded test in my Law And Representation course the other day. Because it was ungraded, you had to stay for a full hour to get attendance points so that people wouldn't just blow it off.

I finished in 30 minutes, and spent the rest of the time turning all my answers into limericks.


Section 1: Prevents the hiring of Arabic police and private security contractors.

The scrutiny applied here is strict
The measure will surely be kicked
It's fueled by hate
You can't discriminate
Just because the applicant's Arabic


Section 2: Gives preferential hiring to veterans when two applicants are equally qualified.

A veteran classification
Not protected from discrimination
The relationship's rational
So I guess that it's passable
Despite being poor legislation


Section 3: Discourages hiring of non-native English speakers in public service jobs.

The scrutiny test that they choose
Will decide if this should win or lose
Disproportionate, surely
But not racist overtly
I don't know what I'd do in their shoes


None of you understand law enough to get any of this. Get the fuck out.

-Nick.