Once upon a time, our dear Thursday Brendan was a bad ass. He flew off the handle, went rogue, because a rebel without a cause. Fueled by his frustration with our lack of posting, he puffed out his chest and boldly proclaimed that he would hold up any day that we miss, like an internet-era Atlas.
It was awesome.
Today I looked to find that Cool Brendan, whom we had all grown to know and love, is gone, leaving behind no traces of his teenage rebellion.
Now we look around to see that the dream is ending, and Cool Brendan has been replaced with Lame Brendan.
If you're going to learn one thing from this post, let it be this:
'something about burning bright and fast.'
Poetic, don't you think? I mean, Brendan probably could have written better poetry. Cool Brendan would have, anyway. Lame Brendan is just lame.
Hell, he probably doesn't even do any drugs.
Just wait. Christmas season is an undisputed period of hibernation for all of us. Just you wait. I'll show you I'm as cool as a cucumber.
ReplyDeleteHey look, there's a post by Nick then Eliot then another one by Nick.
ReplyDeleteGAY this shit is sooooooo gay
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