Sunday, June 10, 2012

Characters I Hate From Shows I Love

I'll try and do this without spoiling anything for you folks. I'll stick to rather vague, non-plot oriented details about these fucking fucks. But I will show you how shitty these characters are.

The Wire

This might as well be first up, since I'm watching season 5 again. This guy.

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck yooooooooooooooou. You are the worst person in this show, Scott, and this show is full of fucking drug dealers, murderers, and self-destructive psychopaths. He's a liar and a kiss-ass, the reason that the news industry struggles to remain impartial. All he cares about is winning an award, and unfortunately his superiors are of the same mind. He makes me mad every time he comes on screen.

Star Trek: The Next Generation

Deanna Troi is the ship's counselor. She's also an empath. Oh, you don't know what an empath is? No reason you should. Basically, it's a shittier telepath who can only sense people's moods and feelings, but not their thoughts. Bottom line is, she cheapens the show. Oh, we've made contact with an alien race. What's that Deanna? You sense some deceit from their leader? Good. Glad I can expect a "surprise" later. Bitch. There's often a gratuitous pair of boobs thrown into so many shows, and you're Star Trek's.

Battlestar Galactica

Gaius Baltar, bane of the human race. Baltar's Wikipedia page describes him as weak, arrogant, and a coward. The only one in the entire universe who cares for him describes him as narcissistic, self-centered, feckless and vain. (The font fucked up here and I don't know how to change it back. Whatever.) Anyway, man this guy. Petulant. I think petulant would be the word I would use to describe him. I keep hoping he's going to die but man, I can just tell he's gonna be a survivor. Sheeeeeeeeeeit.

Huh. I guess I don't really watch that many serious shows that have characters I can actually hate. But...

Lololololol. I don't hate Krillin. Actually I love him. I just wanted to laugh at him. Worthless. (Oh hey, my font fixed itself. Fancy that.)



  1. "HELP MEEEAAAAHHH!!!" (boom!) KRILLIN OUT. lololololol


  2. Let's just write another CB about characters from the Wire, starting with Scott but moving onto Clay Davis, fucking Leevy, Halk, that stupid cop with the stupid hair and a temper, that cop who the corner kids from season 4 painted yellow, and ending with a GIF of Cheese's appearance in the final episode.

    - Conor

  3. Has that not been done yet? If so, I'm shocked.