Nick - Julie Brady

This, ladies and gentlemen, is Julie Brady. A little while ago I said, "guys, what should I write a Classic Brian about?" and Julie Brady said "ME!"

So here we are!

Above is a picture of Julie pretending to be a whale in an improv show. Julie is very good at improv! But I don't think she knows very much about whales.

This is me and Julie. Julie and I are in two improv troupes together! Also I live with her. Julie Brady plays guitar for DeBono and is also in PK Barnjam.

Julie is very good at improv and at guitar! Julie Brady is not very good at circulation or doing things. She is always cold. She is also a cynical bastard. Sometimes Julie Brady plays really mean characters. I'm a little afraid of her.

Sad Julie

I never call Julie Brady "Jules." That name is reserved for Giuli Bailey, who is sort of like the anti-Julie Brady in a lot of ways. (Including her name.)

Even though she likes taking busses and she always complains about the temperature of our house, Julie Brady is a good friend and a good teammate. Right now I'm sitting in her room and we're all talking about our parents. She has really good taste in music, and she is totally punk. Yesterday she taught me how to play the beginning of American Idiot on guitar!

One time I walked into my room and she was wearing my girlfriend's clothes. She spends a lot of time watching me play Animal Crossing. She is very pretty, but refuses to wear skirts or dresses. And these are only a few of the reasons that she is the best.


Julie Brady, will you marry me?


-Nick.

Nick - The PK Barn: A Virtual Tour

For those who are unaware, I am living with my improv team this semester.
 

Reviewers have stated that my room is "sexy," and that the curtains are "the color of wine."

U of iRobot

Classic Nick

Hot party Nick.

Nick is a hilarious human being. He is incredibly honest and funny whilst at parties, as am I (haha self praise). So in that sense, we are kindred spirits. Haha get it? Spirits? This kid has some hilariously funny improv shows, to which I can only one day hope to be a part of.  I won't even start with Classic Conor's comments about Nick, because they are endless and mostly positive. I have just been to an improv show after party, so it is amazing that I am still articulate (going back through this this morning, I notice that this isn't all that true). I have been wanting to join for awhile now. Maybe next year, now that many of these people know me. But yeah, I find it hilarious that people know me as "Classic Brian". I have never introduced myself as such. Yet when people find out that that is who I am, they are suddenly honored to meet me. Hehe. But anyway, after hanging out with Nick and his crew for the night, I am ready to sleep. Just know that new Nick is hawt and sexy and attracts girls by the flock. This kid is my role model of funny and I wish I was him, because then I would be funnier and ultimately more attractive.  Also, Pokemon rule. I'm sorry that this post is such a disappointment (Nick).  I'll make sure to do better next time...

-Classic