13:25 — Hannah has officially accepted the bet. Aaron Rodgers has completed some good passes. Madden's advice from Madden 64 taught me as a child that this is conducive to winning.
10:50 — Packers on pace for a 96-0 victory. Hannah will regret ever dating me.
10:45 — Bears legendary defense proves itself again by tackling Bears returner.
6:23 — Packers finally fail to get a first down on a play. And it wasn't a touchdown.
5:47 — It's okay, next play was a 10-yard run.
4:49 — The ball goes way farther when they kick it. The quarterbacks could make way longer passes if they used that.
14:06 — Only buying products with funny commercials from now on. If we work together, we can make TV more interesting.
11:28 — I've noticed they get more yards when they pass than when they run. NFL needs to give up on the past.
11:13 — 14-0 Packers. We've officially reached my limit for pushups.
10:12 — This room is rooting for the Packers. The room across from us is rooting for the Bears. Every play hurts my ears.
8:39 — In my day, Charles Woodson was in college.
4:06 — Googling what a Packer is.
4:06 — Unimpressed by committee in charge of naming the Packers.
2:00 — "I'm so excited for 'Mama's Boyfriend' to come out" is not the same as "I'm so excited for my mom's boyfriend to come out."
:49 — Interception
:32 — Interception
*Commentators far more excited than actual players.
*Hannah texts me, "Why are none of your updates about the game?" Because 'Packers dominate' gets boring after a while.
11:00 — 26 game minutes away from continuing to own Hannah.
9:48 — Bears gaining as many yards for the Packers as the Packers.
9:00 — Packers give ball to Bears because Todd Collins is more entertaining to watch than our own scoring.
8:44 — Aaron Rodgers gives Brian Urlacher a taste of his own medicine.
8:35 — Collins throws incomplete pass on 3rd and long. Bears fans go crazy.
4:38 — Packers players learn empathy after getting stopped on 3rd down.
3:10 — What if "Chariots of Fire" played over the speakers during gameplay?
1:13 — Bears frustrated with inability to tackle Packers. Tackles own Bear teammate again.
:57 — Bears holding open tryouts on sidelines to find 4th string quarterback.
12:02 — Packers fans learn fear after allowing easy touchdown.
11:03 — Concussed Aaron Rodgers hopes that penalties advance Green Bay into the end zone.
7:22 — Purchasing Old Spice. Making TV more interesting.
6:04 — Things I'm going to make Hannah get me when I win: care package, signed letter acknowledging my superiority, the head of a bat, ten dollars
4:43 — Things I'm going to do if I lose: Regret doing this.
1:27 — I order the Bears to stop advancing.
:00 — Caleb Hanie is the MVP of this game.