Monday, July 11, 2011

Nick - The Most Self-Indulgent Post On The Planet

Today, I texted some of the other members of Classic Brian with the following question:

"When you think 'Nicholas Dietrich,' what is the first word that comes to mind?"

Here are some answers.

Tuesday Mada: Clean.
Classic Brian: robot
Sunday Robert: hair. im so sorry.

Notice that none of these words are "asshole." (Though I am, apparently, a clean hair robot.) Today I'm going to change that.

Now watch me play drums, dammit.

Behold my awesome drum set. The gorgeous, shining cymbals. The roto-toms with their translucent blue sheen. And my sleek, sexy body. Beautiful. And how talented!

And since I assume you are scratching your head and trying to keep up with me, I'll just help you out with that too. It's in 5/4, then 7/4, and then 4/4.

I don't want to hear any complaining, because I'm busting my ass over here trying to be modest. I left my shirt on in the video. I even kept it less than two minutes! In the words of my brother, "your drumming is usually more flashy than that." So there! I'm talented, gorgeous, and modest.

Sincerely yours,
-Nick (is an asshole).


  1. My favorite Nick is when he's not like Nick at all, and I mean that as a compliment, I think.

    Also, :26 and :40 are pretty ballin'.

  2. Like like like. You totally don't need me to write a post about how awesome you are. You seem to have it covered.