Today, I texted some of the other members of Classic Brian with the following question:
"When you think 'Nicholas Dietrich,' what is the first word that comes to mind?"
Here are some answers.
Tuesday Mada: Clean.
Classic Brian: robot
Sunday Robert: hair. im so sorry.
Notice that none of these words are "asshole." (Though I am, apparently, a clean hair robot.) Today I'm going to change that.
Now watch me play drums, dammit.
Behold my awesome drum set. The gorgeous, shining cymbals. The roto-toms with their translucent blue sheen. And my sleek, sexy body. Beautiful. And how talented!
And since I assume you are scratching your head and trying to keep up with me, I'll just help you out with that too. It's in 5/4, then 7/4, and then 4/4.
I don't want to hear any complaining, because I'm busting my ass over here trying to be modest. I left my shirt on in the video. I even kept it less than two minutes! In the words of my brother, "your drumming is usually more flashy than that." So there! I'm talented, gorgeous, and modest.
-Nick (is an asshole).