But I did do some interesting thing. Here are five of them.
Start a Blur cover band
|I found this by Googling "how do I football"|
Yeah, I know, I'm no good with football most of the time, but I figured I might as well learn. So I started a fantasy football team. I'd call this a success. My team scored a lot of touchdowns. Our defense was really good. Our offense kicked the ball a lot of times. My linebackers drew way more lines than any of the other teams in the league.
Learn the language of clocks
|I found this by Googling "clocks talk"|
You probably hear it all the time. That constant, ever-present ticking. Whether it be the wristwatch of the guy next to you or the clock in the back of the room ticking so faintly that you've tuned it out. Well, I'm here to tell you that it's way more than just a noise they make. Clocks are expressive creatures. And if you're willing to put in the time to listen and understand them, clocks will open up to you. In fact, if there's one thing I realized this weekend, it's that I no longer have any use for human friends.
|Little known fact: when you reach enlightenment, your chakras glow.|
Begun my new life as ruler of this room
|I found this by Googling "I am their ruler"|
What did you do over your weekend?