|YOU CAN'T HANDLE ME|
Well, you can criticize all day. But while all y'all are trying your hardest to not have fun, I'm eating an ice cream cake. Dumb motherfuckers.
|THIS SHIT IS DELICIOUS|
But if I could eat ice cream cake all the time without stopping ever, I'd be fucking ecstatic.
This is because ice cream cake transcends the plain of normal food, and rules above it all like a delicious fucking tyrant sex god.
It's lifted above the limitations of mere ice cream, or simple cake, and becomes a deity of deliciousness. My love for ice cream cake knows nothing of hunger; it's straight up lust.
|YOU'LL HAVE AN ORGASM|