Things I can do with my newly opened schedule, now that I've been fired -
Play more Pokemon
Always be ready to watch the Wire, should the mood ever strike my unreliable roommate, Caitlin
Learn how to paint
Devote more time to perfecting my beard
I've never been terribly great at cartwheeling. Maybe I'll get better at cartwheeling.
A shit ton of laundry.
Look angrily at Pickleman's from a distance
Things that I don't need that hopefully having no income will finally inspire me to stop paying for
Monster energy drinks
Chocolate chip cookies
Things one boss said
Hey don't worry about getting your eight to twelve shift covered, you're right, we did give that to you at the last second after you very clearly asked what you needed to get covered for this weekend, so yeah, just cover your midnight to close shift and you'll be fine
Things the other boss said
Where are you? What? You're fired.
How I feel about being fired
Things I'm determined not to do, despite being told explicitly to do
Give them back their t-shirts
My next 4 weekends, in chronological order
The biggest party of the weekend
While all of this will be so cool and I'm super excited about the next month in my life
I wish I still had a job