Tuesday, December 21, 2010
This is a terrible post.
This is a terrible post. The premise is uninspired, and the execution is sloppy. I waited until the last minute but couldn't think of something to make a list of. So you get this. A post about something that happened to me today that I weakly connect to a larger idea. It doesn't really fit, but I apply it to myself for proof. You don't read it. Not really. You read the intro and the conclusion and you skim the body. My outro joke is good, my intro joke is bad. I write it in 5 minutes and don't proofread. You read it in 1 minute and wonder if I know there's spellcheck. You're impressed that it says I posted at ten but that's only because the post clock is two hours behind. Tomorrow you'll do this all again with the next post and forget that this one even happened. The only thing you'll remember is that I actually posted this time. But you'll continue to read this daily because it's still more interesting than Facebook. See you next week.