--By Robert Langellier
Aw man. Now I have friend groups in multiple states! What a good problem to have, right? Well, after probably the longest winter I've ever been a part of, summer's finally here, and I'm saying goodbye to both states' worth of friends so that I can throw my summer away working, schooling, weeping, wearing jeans, and not hanging out with you. So, effective Friday, have a good summer, everyone. For me. Please.