Hey guys, this week all I'm going to do is tell you something I'd really like to do, just as soon as I finish off that conscience of mine.
Step 1: Acquire blunt object.
This is the easiest step.
Step 2: Hide in bush with blunt object and wait for someone on the block to pull their car up to a house, get out, and enter a different house than the one they parked at.
This is the step second most likely to get you arrested.
Step 3: Violently attack that car's side mirror.
Step 4: Leave a note on the windshield that reads: "Don't park in front of my house, dick."
Step 5: Hide in bush and wait for an absurd confrontation to ensue.
Alright who's down?