Sunday, July 24, 2011

Prank of the Week!

Robert Langellier

Hey guys, this week all I'm going to do is tell you something I'd really like to do, just as soon as I finish off that conscience of mine.

Step 1: Acquire blunt object.

This is the easiest step.

Step 2: Hide in bush with blunt object and wait for someone on the block to pull their car up to a house, get out, and enter a different house than the one they parked at.

This is the step second most likely to get you arrested.

Step 3: Violently attack that car's side mirror.

Step 4: Leave a note on the windshield that reads: "Don't park in front of my house, dick."

Step 5: Hide in bush and wait for an absurd confrontation to ensue.

Alright who's down?

1 comment:

  1. This is pretty good, but I think creating a false human being, convincing an entire social group that he/she is real, and holding out on one particular individual for an entire year still tops it.

    If Cassie Tipping ever pulls in front of my house I'm doing this.

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